House Rules

A NOTE FROM THE KITCHEN WITCHES AND THE BREAD GODS.

Whilst The River Road Kitchen will do its upmost to charm and delight you, the food and yeast gods will be VERY unhappy and you will be condemned to a life of Bread hell, where your bread will NEVER EVER rise, your spices will inflame your nostrils and your starters will all go mouldy, if you write OR say things that are moronic, ugly or time wasting.

If you cannot be nice, stay home.
Love and light.
Michelle @ The River Road Kitchen.
Due to our kitchen and liquor licensing regulations, We do not allow you to bring alcohol or food onto our premises.